It’s an orb, it has bright lights, it’s hovering over the neighbor’s house, it’s blinding me! HELP!
The entire neighborhood is illuminated! NO, NO! People are coming out of their houses to stare at it, they’re being blinded too! Fools! Go back inside! Call 911, Call the Air Force, Call your congresspersons! Call your mother!
Oh, no, wait. It’s the sun. My bad.